The Competitor - The Final by jamesbuc, literature
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The Competitor - The Final
inal Episode I am now the Competitor
Webster, Abby
JJB Congratulates the two for making it this far and the greatest task is about to begin
Final Task Celebrity PAs
To begin this task various past Candidates appear to be hired by the two. Jared, Beccie and Cameron appear first, them being semi-finalists. Also joining them are Christie, Ken, Kimmie, Richard and Nohea. Abby picks first then Webster, their team conbinations are
ABBYs Team: Cameron, Jared, Christie, Nohea
WEBSTERs Team: Beccie, Ken, Kimmie, Richard
The task is to be a PA team to a select celebrity. This means sorting out personal appea
The Competitor - Episode Nine by jamesbuc, literature
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The Competitor - Episode Nine
Episode 9 Soon To Be
Competitors: Jared, Beccie, Cameron, Abby, Webster
This week the teams are finally dissolved as each candidate is to be given three extreme but normal-style job interviews by Ronald McDonald, Bill Gates and Britney Spears.
JARED: Jared first has his interview with McDonald. Noting that he previously worked at one of the McDonalds makes a good start in the interview but everything soon grounds to a halt as McDonald begins to think that Jared is a vegetable and attempts to him with the table. Jared runs out in fright and heads to Bill Gates.
After much talk and a few games on Halo Bill gates asks Jared abou
The Competitor - Episode Eight by jamesbuc, literature
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The Competitor - Episode Eight
Episode 8 Quick-Brained Scheme
Ions: Jared, Abby, Christie
Reclude: Webster, Beccie, Cameron
Task Party Hard and Rock on
The task involves the two teams designing, setting up and doing a large formal party event. First teams must choose themes, get decorations and food, hire staff if any staff are needed and then run the party as best they can. All the while they must try to bag as much money as possible from their partygoers.
IONS: At first three ideas are given, one from each person. Abby wants to have a Torchwood themed night but both Jared and Christie refuse. Jared wants to have an underwater hippie theme.
The Competitor - Episode Seven by jamesbuc, literature
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The Competitor - Episode Seven
Episode 7 Nighty Hights
Ions: Jared, Christie
Reclude: Ken, Webster, Beccie, Abby, Cameron
At first glance it is quite obvious there is a problem in the teams. With this in mind the teams are shuffled to try and get an even number on each team
Ions: Ken, Jared, Abby, Christie
Reclude: Webster, Beccie, Cameron
GoGo: JJB's pet hamster
Unfortunately there is an odd number of candidates Oh well. GoGo is also disbanded seeing how its a silly group with no candidates.
Task DanceDanceDance
The task is to memorise and perform a glitzy dance routine in front of the queen, the uk prime minister and George bush. This alone i
The Competitor - Episode Six by jamesbuc, literature
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The Competitor - Episode Six
Episode Six Deep Impact
Ions:Kimmie, Nohea, Jared, Christie
Reclude: Ken, Webster, Beccie, Abby, Cameron
Task Ferrets Den
The Two teams are told to see various people put forward ideas for business ventures. After decided two items that they wish to sell both teams must sell those items to the trade. The team who returns with the most items are the winners. Both teams wait in the hall, waiting to see the first invention that they could be selling.
After a very terrible design for a cow-tipping machine is shown the two teams decide on their items and their team leaders. Kimmie chooses the clip-on bras which her team a
The Competitor - Episode Five by jamesbuc, literature
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The Competitor - Episode Five
Episode Five Buy and Sell Day
Airdate: 1111/11/11
The team leaders are chosen this time by JJB. This to actually see if these two people can amount to anything as he hasnt really seen much of either of them and wants to know what they can do.
Ions (Team Leader: Richard): Richard, Kimmie, Nohea, Jared, Christie
Reclude (Team Leader: Webster): Ken, Webster, Beccie, Abby, Cameron
Task Shopalots
This task is a very simple one, all the two teams have to do is buy the ten items listed on the list given to them by JJB. On the list is
- A Laptop Bag
- A set of Black Markers
- A small foldable Keyboard
- A kids Scooter
-
The Competitor Episode Four by jamesbuc, literature
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The Competitor Episode Four
Episode Four Ready Steady WHOA!
Airdate: 200X
Ions :Ken, Christie, Webster, Beccie, Abby
Reclude: Richard, Gwen, Kimmie, Nohea, Cameron, Jared
Before the Task: JJB arrives and decides that the two teams need to be shaken up a little. So he rearranges him to suit viewing figures.
Ions: Richard, Gwen, Kimmie, Nohea, Cameron, Jared
Reclude: Ken, Christie, Webster, Beccie, Abby
Christie however, in shock, noticed that the teams havent been moved about at all and have instead just had a swap of name. For questioning his judgement JJB quickly sends swaps Christie with Cameron. Both teams seem quite happy with the swap apart from Kimmi
The Competitor Episode Two by jamesbuc, literature
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The Competitor Episode Two
Episode Two: Best Friends Stick Together
Airdate: 16/10/1066
Teams:
The teams are both given new names following last week. Team Abby becomes Ions and Team Jordan becomes Reclude. This decision is met with much grumbling by the team.
Ions: Abby, Mel, Ken, Christie, Webster, Beccie
Reclude: Jared, Dwight, Richard, Gwen, Kimmie, Nohea, Cameron
The Task: Rock-Steady
The two teams are each given an indie rock band to manage for a week. During this time they must create a single with the bands. Whoever creates the best single is the winner of the task. Christie speaks up after two minutes and compains that the task i
I guess it all started near the local park, it was dark, very dark. A strange howling filled the air and I had a vision of a hot dog sausage being pushed through a strawberry glazed donut. Why did I think of that? I'm not so sure, even so who would be so cruel to use a hot dog sausage, would've ruined the donut. Anyway im going way off topic here, back to the story.
As I was heading past the old memorial fountain, a large man in stereotypical vampire clothes suddenly jumped out behind a tree. I was shocked, shocked that is, at his rubbish dress sense. Nobody wears the stereotypical vampire clothes anymore. They all wear gang-land wear in an
Run
I run
Run Faster than I have before.
Run frightened.
A fast run, tinged with fear and terror.
Terror from the unknown,
The darkness.
The unforgiving, unmoving and unholy presence,
That radiates from the very pools of existence.
And in those pools,
The murky, deep and dreaded pools,
Things live.
Things live that should not so.
With hard, rough stone in place of a beating heart,
Like it should.
As is mine.
Beaten by help from the running.
Running from the unknown.
Beccie: Jaaaaames! Where are you James?
James: Here!
Beccie: OH! There you HUH!
(a cannon is on top of Jamess head)
Beccie: Erm Theres a cannon on your head
James: I know
Slammy: Why do I feel like Ive got a target on me?
James: HAGH!
(James shoots Slammy, he explodes and flys into the distance)
Slammy: weeee!
Beccie: WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?
James: he stole the last tater tot!
Beccie: huh? Whats a tater tot?
James: im not sure but it probably would have come in handy later on
Beccie: Later on?
James: Yes! (throws off cannon) don't you see!
Beccie: Im standing in front of a Tesco? Whats there to see?
James:
Kay: Im making a STOWY!
Billy: Oohhh! What kinda stowy?
Kay: A weally weally cool one!
Billy: YAY!
Kay: Once apon a time there was a man called
Billy: BOB!
Kay: Yeah bob! Anyway he lived in a town called
Billy: Fart!
Kay: nooooo! Called Apople!
Billy: Okay
Kay: And he worked for a weally weally tall building called Leuger place
Billy: ooooh!
Kah: One day he dropped something
Billy: Do I have to be bob?
Kah: Yes
Billy: Okayo
Bob: OH NO! I DROPPED A PENCIL! WHATEVER WILL I DO???
Kay: No! it was a bomb!
Billy: Oh okay
Bob: OH NO I DROPPED A BOMB!... Whats a bomb?
Kay: Its a shiney metal thing, Dad has some in the
Jon: huh? Where are we?
Amy: Dunno Looks like TESCOS!
Kelly O: Duh! No its not. No Spicy mushrooms
Amy: Oh yeah
Hannah: uhhh. Maybe were in A box!
Sarah: Oh my Gawd! This is like so stupid
Becky: What the hell am I doing here!
Jon: nooo! Lemme out! I dont want to stay in here with HER!
Becky: How dare you!
Jon: I dare very much
(Meanwhile in another place)
Jake: Whoa! Did I do drugs again?
Chris: No you didnt, we are just stuck in some dimension for the hell of it
Shaunie: OH MY GAWD!
Rachel; Ow my ears!
Shaunie: Sorry
Kelly W: okayyy And I thought Amy was mad
Chris: EMO!
Kelly W: I am not
(Fly by in space with classical music playing stars shoot by the screen as does some fish with wings, Ronald mcdonald and a blow up Sean Connery Doll)
Sean: Naughty!
(We then head to the house)
Sausage Dog: I can see FOREVER!!!!!!
Bill: Dont be stupid nobody can see forever
Sausage: but I can
Bill: No you cant
Cat: Well I have pizza and the one who has the pizza
Dan: RULES THE WORLD!
Cat: And I say that you can see forever
Bill: What about when you die?
Cat: SILENCE! I HAVE THE PIZZA!
Dan: He has the pizza!
Cat: I rule
Dan: THE WORLD!
Sausage: O Rly?
Dan: Yah Rly!
Cat: SILENCE!
Dan: Master! We need new names!
Ca
Bill: Urghhh...
Kim: My god! Bill! Are you okay!
Bill: Yeah... I think so...
Kim: What happened to you!
Bill: Well I kinda got drunk last night
Kim: Oh... thats all...
Bill: And I killed Thomas the tank engine and got arrested, i told em that he was peddling coal to small children so they got me sectioned under the mental health act but they then let me free after Bob the Builder paid bail money explaining he was an FBI agent undercover, staking out Thomas because he was actually an international drug lord using his train powers to peddle his ware and stuff... Anyway im back now. wheres the biscuits?
Kim: 0-0
Bill: What? Im back? All
'Its just another day in teletubby land... where are the teletubbies?'
Ehoohhh
Here are the teletubbies
Tinky: Eh-hoo po
Po: Eh-oo Tinky Winky
Tinky: looook (points at belleh)
Po: oooh. What?
Tinky: Tinky watch funny tape
Po: Oooh
Tinky: Tinky got call
Po: What a Call?
Tinky: Thingy hehehehe
Po: hehehehe
Tinky: 7 days ago!
Po: Oooo,.... How Tinky insert tape?
Tinky: Po dont need know
Po: Kay
'How are you today'
Po: Yay!
Tinky: oooowww
(Suddenly Tinky's belly flashes, THE RING! Tamara comes out)
Tinky: AGGH! OOWWWW NOOOOO! BLAUGH... (dies)
Po: Oooh. Again again! Again Agian!
Samara: Look! Do you think I have time to dea
Tanya: Lets play Monopoly!
Sareena: Okay.. I guess
(After a bit of Play)
Hotaru: oh! (looks at Ashrah) I will trade you Bond street for Evergreen terrace and a piece of string!
Ashrah: Even though im a sucker for string... no! You dont even have Bond street and there isnt a street called Evergreen Terrace!
Kenshi: I choose to sell the porno factory!
Sareena: You just wrote that on the back of Old Kent Rd!
Kobra: Yay! Community chest! I lose £100 Oh and Hotaru goes to Jail
Hotaru: What? Lemme see that!... Wait a minute (looks at the other cards) The bank forcloses on your beef jerky.. Hotaru goes to jail! Get a get out of jail fr
Current Residence: A small house with my family. =P Favourite genre of music: Mixed I guess. Favourite photographer: STOP! Favourite style of art: AGGH! (jumps out of window) Operating System: Windows MP3 player of choice: Huh? Shell of choice: Wha? Wallpaper of choice: Bluey Skin of choice: Pink. I cant change my Skin pigment on cue!! Favourite cartoon character: Garfield Personal Quote: Moo
After reading Iceangelmkx's blog on 'Character Pairings' my mind went to ones that I have tried/thought of and I can only really pull two from the hat. Tanya/Reiko and Tanya/Stryker.
Both were thought up of. Tanya and Reiko because of their connection with Shao Kahn, they could both have shared history with Tanya funneling information to Reiko before Edenia's fall. Both also have a want that will never become true (Tanya's being for things to be back how they were and Reiko's to take Shao Kahns position).
Tanya and Stryker on the other hand had a similar kettle o fish. In the situation Tanya, after Deception had escaped to earthrealm and ma
I got the game... yaaay! Loving it lots :) Im still mostly useless at it but the character creator is still a great tool to mess about with.
For instance I first set about making my old creation from SCIII (Elizabeth). Ill show some pics of her soon if I can :)
Just two things though. I HATE KILIK with a passion and also I HATE Yoda much so too :)
If anyone has a Xbox360 and wants to battle me just ask :D Gamertag is 'Jamesbuc'... What? You wanted originality :D Yeah right!
Im in Poland as of this minute in a rather thoughtful yet mostly pointless A2 film trip. Im still not sure totally why there to be honest but here I go telling peeps about the trip so far...
[U]Plane Pain[/U]
College was just one lesson away from finishing and everyone collected themselves in the reception area of JLC. Needless to say the place was completely packed and just walking through there would have been more than likely a claustrophobic experience waiting to happen. Anyway soon we all scootched away and got into the silly little bus taking us to the airport. On getting there the usual airline things occoured.
Yep, luggage handling